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There was a period when bartenders took themselves very seriously. Thankfully, the post-speakeasy cocktail era is loosening its tie. We’re talking about drinking, after all > 
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One time, the wife asked why men get morning wood. And we told her that penises are tied to the energy of the sun. They rise and fall as the sun does on the horizon. No idea if she believed us, but we hope she did. And still does. 
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