ELEVATOR | 12.05.24

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@eddie.seah w/ @__elle.grace__   How to Survive the Office Holiday Party Our real advice? Find a better job with better coworkers. Because if you’re dreading partying with these people, you’re probably dreading any verb with them. Parties should be fun, not survival missions. Until then, this survival guide is pretty solid.  Or just spike the nog and hit ef it. (The Cut🔺)   Take Your Holiday Action to the Next Level with the “Rolls Royce of Sex Toys” [Partner]  We know, the Holidays are mostly for her benefit, but not this year. Get the gift of mind-blowing orgasms with the award-winning Crescendo 2, the gift for her that’s made for you. Health.com called it the “Rolls Royce of sex toys” and for very good reason. With 6 powerful motors packed into this sleek bendy device, you can deliver precise vibrations and stimulate every inch of her hidden erogenous zones. Make this Holiday season your most memorable one yet with toe-curling, back-arching, breath-taking orgasms that dreams are made of.  Best of all, get a whopping 35% off during MysteryVibe’s Holiday Sale now!   SHOP NOW   Brain Rot Is the Word of 2024, According to Oxford Last week, we shared that Dictionary-Dot-Com’s word of the year was: Demure. Oxford’s? Brain Rot. Or sometimes collapsed to Brainrot, depending on how literal you take Word of the Year. Oxford crowned rizz last year. Funny how they’ve gone from celebrating internet vernacular to blaming it for our collective mind mush.  Words are weird. The internet is weirder. Get used to it.   Why, Exactly, Do We Leave Milk and Cookies Out for Santa on Christmas Eve? Ho, ho, holy hell, the holidays are a lot of work. Parents deserve a treat. After the shopping, the wrapping, the cooking, and the lights, you’ve earned it. But don’t complain. Do the magic-making in silence. Then, and only then, can you relax on Christmas Eve, pretending to be Santa as you demolish a plate of cookies.  That’s why we do it, right? Right?   Could “News Sobriety” Save Your Mental Health? The other day, we shared an article about Dry December with the caveat that it doesn’t matter if it’s booze. Change something. Anything. Today, we learned about a new form of sobriety. Or news form, we should say. Totally understand if you need a news cleanser. That’s what our little ELEVATOR rides are for. No news. No BS.  [Salutes. Shuts laptop.]   The Mixer The Australian billionaire giving away money across the country. How to see Rome in one day by foot. A hidden village in France where no cars are allowed. 14 world records from the riveting world of chess. Is this Wisconsin town really the birthplace of the hamburger? The first nightclub. Eight smells that actually make us happy. The classic combo of steak and lemonade. Save up to 40% off energy saving electric heating now and save up to 30% on bills forever.* *Partner     /GTFO @gypsea_lust | Amalfi, Italy     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe