    We recently found this Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary at an antique store. It’s, oh, we don’t know, 3,000ish pages. The thing looks more box than book. It doesn’t end with zythum (noun: a malt beverage brewed by the ancient Egyptians), either. There’s a pronouncing dictionary, a dictionary of foreign words and phrases, practical business mathematics, a list of U.S. presidents, a history of Canada, the Declaration of Independence, and more. All neatly tucked at the end of this monster. Watch out for fancy phrases coming your way soon. Fait accompli. What to WatchWe went to Alexander Payne’s movie, The Holdovers, this week. Watching it feels like a long walk in the chill of holiday weather. Not in an unpleasant way. The briskness that brings color to your cheeks lets you know you’re alive. And after the walk, all seems possible again while you warm up by the fire.
 Take Advantage of MANSCAPED’s Black Friday Sale Now, Take Care of Your Balls Forever[Partner] You know MANSCAPED. They’re single-handedly responsible for making quality grooming easy and affordable for all. But what you might not know is that their biggest sale of the year is happening right now. For Black Friday, they’re offering 25% off of their entire site. Plus, free shipping on all orders. Whether you’re looking for help below-the-belt, beard grooming essentials, or something for the in-between, MANSCAPED is your trusted one-stop shop. Treat yourself to a ball trimmer, beard trimmer, nail trimmer, or full-body grooming kit. Shop here to activate your 25% off discount and free shipping. What to Eat & DrinkWe still have leftover Halloween candy. Which, by the way, is a sign that youths aren’t as delinquent as we thought. We figured they’d be grabbing candy by the pillowcase. Shame on us. We had to talk them into grabbing multiples. Anyway, now we’re left with all this candy, and our partner has hid it from us because we’ve been putting M&Ms in popcorn, mixing Reese’s into ice cream, etc.
What to DoOur partner recently hung some Egon Schiele prints around the house. She’s in charge of that kind of thing. Because her instincts are always spot on. Including this time around. We find Schiele’s work kind of beautifully haunting. Like a Bon Iver record. Like an episode of Ozark. Like fall turning to winter.
 How to Look Nice When You Get Naughty This Holiday Season[Partner] Jingle balls. Jingle balls. Clean your balls today. Pardon our chipper tone. MANSCAPED is having their biggest sale of the year, and we can’t contain our excitement. With 25% off the entire site plus free shipping on all orders, now’s the perfect time to upgrade your grooming. The Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra ball hair trimmer, The Performance Package 5.0 Ultra full-body grooming kit, and The Beard Hedger™ premium beard trimmer, there’s something for every guy. Shop here to activate your 25% off discount and free shipping.  Soon. Our Gentleman's Agreement  If you like ELEVATOR you’ll probably dig our other newsletters too.
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