    A garbage truck hit our garage this week. Hit and run style. A neighbor left a note on our door with the exact time it happened. Technically, it was a recycling truck. But we don’t want to come off as recycle-haters. So we’ll stick with calling it a garbage truck. We immediately googled what to do. No clear answer. Called 911. No clear answer there, either. The police sent us to the waste department, which sent us back to the police department. Please don’t send us advice on what to do. We just needed to b*tch about it. Thanks and happy weekend, Dear Riders. What to WatchWe’re not done processing this garbage truck business. Sorry. What does it say about us that we’re more interested in the neighbor who witnessed it than actually solving the garage damage problem? Is this something they do every week? Sit by the window watching for potential garbage truck wrongdoings? If so, tip of the hat, friendly neighbor. The rest of us will stick to watching the following:
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What to DoWe have a tendency to either overthink and underdo or overdo and underthink. It’s why writing agrees with us. It’s thinking and doing at the same time, forcing balance. Whatever you’re up to this weekend, don’t overthink it or overdo it. Find something that makes you do both.
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