    A Target employee complimented our hair as we walked to the self-checkout line, which made us feel like Mario getting a Magic Mushroom. Then, she complimented our wife’s coat. It’s a nice coat, don’t get us wrong, but somehow that weakened the compliment we received. Then, she complimented the cat sweatshirt of the lady standing behind us. And the cargo shorts of the guy behind her. And that was the Poisonous Mushroom. Game over. Careful with your compliments this weekend, gents. What to WatchWe saw a meme this week that simply stated, “January was a tough year but we made it.” Now, we know what you’re all thinking. No comma used between two complete sentences joined by a conjunction? Oh. Just us? Let’s all agree January was a bit dry. And we don’t just mean sans alcohol. Even the streamers started running dry. Thankfully, things are moistening (sorry for the word choice) up again.
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