ELEVATOR | 04.01.24

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@elloneilll by @thatsmallsguy   The Introvert’s Guide to Surviving a Party Surviving a party isn’t about what you do at the party. Though, we suggest finding a seat and letting things unfold around you. No. Party thriving is about what you do before and after the soiree. Or rather what you don’t do. We sandwich demanding outings between at least a day of isolated nothingness on both sides.  You can do it, introverts.   A Healthy Hot Chocolate That’s Clinically Shown To Improve Sleep [Partner]  A healthy hot chocolate can’t exis… Oh? But come on. One that also helps you sleep?  Yup. Beam Dream is a delicious, smooth nighttime beverage chock-full of ingredients designed to help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer – now restocked in their most popular Brownie Batter flavor. It only has 15 calories, no added sugar, and is dairy-free, with five natural sleep-promoting ingredients: CBD, reishi, magnesium, L-theanine, and melatonin. A recent clinical study revealed Dream helped 93% of users wake up feeling more refreshed. All from a cup of delicious hot cocoa before bed.  Get up to 40% off sitewide with code ELEVATOR at checkout. Goodnight.   Terms and Conditions under Which I Will Accompany You to a Live Musical Event Not all legal documents are yawns. This legalese is a scream. While we’re on the topic of legal-tainment, it’s time we put an end to the fake court shows and celebrity judges. Agreed? Now, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t invent new faux legal programming where real lawyers take on fake cases.  Like the Ts and Cs of taking someone to a musical event.   This Is What Happens when You Steal a Hotel Robe We’re wearing a hotel robe right now while writing this to you. Because, today, we’re bopping around a new city in hopes of finding a place to live. Go reread the “Introvert’s Guide to Surviving a Party.” Same principles apply here, spending the day with a realtor. You’re going to want some high thread count and robe action before and after.  Just to make sure you have enough gas to handle realtor energy all day.   The Golden Rules of Retirement Travel Some of you are realtors, aren’t you? F*ck. Now we’re feeling guilty about poking fun at the whole… Second thought. No. No, we take back that guilt. We know just enough about your commission fees to know we don’t need to feel bad for having a little fun.  Now, you might have to open this one in an incognito tab, but it’s worth it. (Condé Nast Traveler🔺)   The Mixer The best spy movies on Netflix. Every Steve Martin movie🔺, ranked. These eight 1960s classics with faces we can’t help but love. The countries that drink the most beer. The race of waiters in Paris. The difference between FDA cleared and FDA approved. How to spend a perfect weekend in Marrakech. Why galaxies come in a mix of shapes.     /GTFO @nev.in.color | New York, New York     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a Friend   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe