ELEVATOR | 05.03.24

U.S. Air Force Unveils $20 Billion Nuke-proof Doomsday Plane ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

@lobaaato w/ @brigittebeloved   U.S. Air Force Unveils $20 Billion Nuke-proof Doomsday Plane They’re calling it, “The Ultimate Shield Against Catastrophe.” Funny. That’s how we refer to Pepto Bismol. We’ll try not to confuse the two. But no promises. Come to think of it, if the world was ending, going bottom’s up on a bottle of the pink sludge might not be a bad idea.  Especially before boarding this plane.   You Can Learn A Lot From Your Breath, Like How to Crush Your Fitness Goal [Partner]  You might know your whey protein from your creatine, and your RDL from your deadlift. But did you know your mitochondrial health and metabolic flexibility are key to improving your fitness? We’re not just blowing hot air. Well, we are. With Lumen, you can figure out whether you’re burning fat or carbs for energy in just one breath. Use the insights to build muscle and cut fat by tracking your macros and zoning in on your glycogen balance.  Get $50 off when you order yours today.   The Detective Who Outsmarted Himself Hot Take: We prefer Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin to Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Look ‘em up. So instead of saying Ellis Parker was the real-life Sherlock Holmes, we’ll compare him to Nero Wolfe. A stubborn but brilliant bastard who solved 276 of 286 cases by 1932. However, one culprit absolutely destroyed him. And that culprit was himself.  Friendly reminder to not be your own worst enemy. (The Saturday Evening Post🔺)   Where Do Cigars Come From? A Guide to the Premium Tobacco Growing Regions This afternoon, we’re picking up a box of cigars for an upcoming event we’re attending with our father-in-law. As any true gentleman will attest to, it’s not just about showing up with a box of sticks, it’s about having a little back story, a little fodder to initiate when handing them out.  We’ll be stealing some one-liners from this guide and delivering them as if we didn’t just learn them.   5 Horrible Things That Happened to People’s Butts Perhaps one day butt stuff will not be funny to us. We’ll let you know when that day comes. We may even have to write a heartfelt obituary. But today, Dear Riders, we smirk and giggle and elbow-nudge our neighbor while reading through these hilarious buttock mishaps.  Watch your six.   The Mixer These go-to Mexican-style lagers. 44 historic pictures that show how Pittsburgh rose, fell, and then rose once again. How smart was the T.rex? These songs you need in your life. What is single-estate tequila, and why does it matter? The drinking fountain button is tragically misunderstood. A cross-country guide to rare and vintage spirits. The world’s best science-led wellness hotels.     /GTFO @lukearound.you | Lerici     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe