ELEVATOR | 03.25.24

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@kimoriiii   Retirement Is Broken—Is a Pension Renaissance Coming to Save Us? Oh great. Let’s dust off that retirement relic and desperately try it again. Pensions are ripping off their DNR bracelets and gasping for life. We’re not anti-retirement-help. But we are pro-come-up-with-better-ideas-don’t-just-try-the-same-thing-again.  Maybe there isn’t a better idea, though.   A Tasty Investment Opportunity [Partner]  Imagine how well a great-tasting pasta with just 9 calories and zero net carbs would sell. You don’t have to imagine: It’s Skinny is already the top-selling pasta on Amazon. And you can share in their growth as an early investor. The growth potential is enormous too. Over 50 million people can’t find a pasta that fits their dietary needs. Now It’s Skinny is on a mission to expand its revolutionary pasta to 20,000+ stores, a $131B opportunity.Their growth potential is a key reason legendary investors like Tim Draper back them. But time’s running out to join them. This opportunity ends on March 28.  Become an It’s Skinny shareholder today.   17 Astounding Scientific Mysteries That Researchers Can’t Yet Solve We feel like these are the questions scientists ask themselves while they’re in the shower. Or smoking weed. Or in the float tank. If scientists even partake in any of the aforementioned. Inquiries like: can animals feel grief? and how does sound become hearing? and is there anything living in the human poop left on the moon?  Let’s get to the answers. Or lack thereof.   Robots That Learn from Watching You are Coming Whether You Like It or Not Fine. We’ll raise our hand. We’ll volunteer to be the model human. Watch and learn, you robot bastards. Not to brag, but back in the day, we taught an etiquette class to private-middle-school kids. So yeah. Compared to 13-year-old delinquents, robots will be a breeze.  Where do we sign up?   How to Cook for a Way Better Cook Than You First things first, don’t. But if you must, rely on storytelling. A better cook will still be charmed, if not impressed, if you serve him or her something from your childhood, or something from a recent trip, anything that’s specific to you. Because they can’t compete with something like that.  If you don’t have any stories, just make something up.   The Mixer The new science of optimism and longevity. How a streamer plays video games using only her mind. This vast archive of rare Japanese textbooks. This beer and cheese pairing guide. Is the sun conscious? The fastest language.  How to shift out of the midlife malaise. How to work on your self-esteem with these helpful tips. The perfect cigars for a day on the golf course.* *Partner     /GTFO @cassyarchphotography | Watson Lake, Arizona   *Disclosure: This is a paid advertisement for Its Skinny REG CF offering. Please read the offering circular at invest.itsskinny.com.     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a Friend   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe