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@ariellespring by @lisakuz.ph   Spreadsheet Superstars Right out of college, we worked as a blogger for a national retailer. At the time, they had a Strategic Data Analytics department of one. And this man was obsessed with pivot tables. You’d pretend to look extremely stressed and busy at the hint of his cologne wandering toward the watercooler. If you made eye contact, even the briefest glance, he’d pop in and tell you about his latest pivot table discovery. Which would take at least 45 minutes. On a brief day.  Spreadsheet people go hard.   How to Demo the New Electric Motorcycles Making Waves Globally  [Partner]  Our fancy way with words won’t do. Nay. Not today. Not when we’re trying to describe the appeal of LiveWire Electric Motorcycles. That’s a thrill and power you’re going to have to experience first-hand to really “get.” Riding is believing (see video proof here) Luckily, LiveWire has agreed to hook you up with a free demo at a dealer near you. All you have to do is save yourself a spot by making a reservation online.  Find your local dealer here to schedule a free ride.   The Cocaine Consumer’s Handbook, 1976 We started your Monday with spreadsheets. Fitting. But let’s balance your Monday content diet with something a little more edgy. A retro consumer’s handbook for cocaine. Yes. That cocaine. While it makes for wonderful clickbait, it’s also a great idea. In a perfect world with unicorns and rainbow farts, no one would need this handbook. But it’s not a perfect world. And people should know how to safely-ish use what they’re about to use.  Btw, what’s worse? Talking to a pivot table evangelist or someone on coke?   Do People Mysteriously Vanish in National Parks? What to Know and How to Visit Safely We’ve all heard a tale about someone who knows someone who has a father who has a cousin that disappeared in a national park. Alien abduction? Human-hunting Sasquatch? Fell into a portal that leads to another dimension? These dubious hypotheses fall under the official category of "other," amounting to only 1% of reasons people get lost.  So you’re saying there’s a chance?   Is Blue Light from All Our Devices Actually Bad for Us? Our glasses have blue light blocking frames in them. Because the internet told us screens cause blindness. But the internet also informed us that the sun dishes out way more blue light than a laptop. And the sun’s good for us, right?  We need answers, internet. And we need them now.   The Mixer The Grateful Dead’s longest song. The best places to go when you don’t want to be around kids. What about chicken salad actually qualifies as salad? The hardest golf course in the world. This 1956 refrigerator commercial. Why our galaxy is called the Milky Way? How Rolex changed watch faces forever. How to eat Buc-ee's Beaver Nuggets. What the motorcycle world says about LiveWire Electric Motorcycles.* *Partner     /GTFO @withgar | Lanzarote     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe