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20 Classic Poems Every Man Should Read ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

@monikakingaa by @troyan_photo_   20 Classic Poems Every Man Should Read There’s an old adage that goes something like: “The truth is like poetry. And most people f*cking hate poetry.” Most hatred is fear in disguise. In poetry’s case, fear of not “getting it.” Fear not, Dear Riders. Not only are these manly poems gettable by the cave-iest of cavemen. They’re also the type of poems that just feel good to read.  Simple as that.   Be The Maestro of Pleasure, Commanding Ovations in the Bedroom [Partner]  Orchestrate nights of unrivaled passion with Tenuto 2, the only vibrator designed for him, with her in mind. It’s more than just a vibrator; it's the secret sauce to your sensational love-making recipe. Dive into unparalleled sensations, boost your confidence and stamina with longer lasting rock-hard erections, and let her feel waves of pleasure she never knew existed. With water-resistant features, and a plethora of vibration settings, you're set to be her star performer. Give her a reason to crave you even more.  Get Tenuto 2 with a tempting 25% off during MysteryVibe’s Summer Sale.   SHOP NOW   The 10 Most Pretentious Decisions Rock Stars Have Ever Made Look us in the eye and tell us you wouldn’t do some pretentious nonsense if you yielded the power of a global rock star. We like to think, on average, we’d keep ten toes down, tethered to the realities of “normal” daily life. But we’d slip up.  100% we’d slip up.   This New Memory Study Upends What We Know About How the Brain Makes Connections If you remember A and B. Then, create a new memory with B and C. You might, and probably will, start creating false memories with A and C. Look no further than your (grand)parents talking about a movie with that one actor who was, she was in that other one with, who was that? They were both in that one together.  Memory is weird. Weirder than any of us can remember.   Why Do People Like True Crime? A Statistical Analysis We were just about to tell you we’ve slowed down on true crime. Then, we read the opening of this article: “On June 9th, 1912, eight bodies were discovered at a farmhouse in Villisca, Iowa. The attack victims had been savagely assaulted with an ax, and the crime scene exhibited several curious details, such as a piece of bacon placed beside the abandoned murder weapon and sheets draped over every mirror in the house.”  Annnd… We’re back on the wagon.   The Mixer The healthiest wines. The (maybe) oldest message in a bottle. The best roadside attractions along the PCH.  The unsettling poop problem of Mount Everest. Which state has the best driver’s license? Hacks to help you decide on your next travel destination.  The crazy engineering of Venice. The weirdest drink modification requests, according to bartenders. 7 ways to make money by doing (almost) nothing.* *Partner     /GTFO @itsnedkelly     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe