ELEVATOR | 08.23.24

15 Hard Truths That Once People Accepted Them, Their Lives Got So Much Better ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

@esther_finnie   15 Hard Truths That Once People Accepted Them, Their Lives Got So Much Better Half a dozen fire trucks appeared outside our window today. Just now, actually. We went down to scope it out. Carbon Monoxide emergency evacuation of a building on the block. So here’s a real hard truth for you. A concrete one.  Keep those detectors up to date, Dear Riders.   Supersize Your Erections and Her Orgasms With the Award-Winning Tenuto 2 [Partner]  Tenuto 2 is here to "super-size" your bedroom adventures, turning you into the Superman of satisfaction. Tenuto 2’s 4 strategically-placed motors deliver electrifying sensations from your penis to your partner's sweet spot while supercharging your blood flow giving you a heroic erection. With an adaptable design constricting blood flow so you can last longer, experience stamina that puts a Fast & Furious marathon to shame. Don't just settle for ordinary; amp up the heat and become the bedroom legend you were meant to be. Experience mind-blowing climaxes that'll leave you begging for more with  30% off Tenuto 2 during MysteryVibe’s Labor Day Sale.   SHOP NOW   Meet the Spirits Whisperer The initial let-down of this article not being about ghosts subsided when we realized it was about the man behind new kinds of liquor. He has developed more than 60 spirit brands across pretty much every category. Basically, he’s the guy you call if you’re in search of a buzzy new drink.  A ghost whisperer would’ve been sweet, though.   The Real Reason Why Oranges Are Sold in those Red Net Bags The corporate bastards have so many tricks up their Brooks Brothers sleeves. Turns out, the nifty little net used to bundle oranges is just a bag of lies supermarkets use to get you to buy more fruit. The optimist in us actually wants to thank them.  Maybe we wouldn’t eat fruit without the net bags?   McDonald’s Latest Adult Happy Meal Toys Reselling at a Massive Markup We saw this headline a few weeks ago, about The Clown selling adult happy meal collectables. We scoffed at it. A Happy Meal… for adults? Collectables… from McDonald’s? Now here we are reading headlines about the secondary market for these things.  They’re toys from a fast food chain. Get it together out there, adults.   The Mixer The long, strange history of the word weird. The most terrifying tornadoes in history. How to make yourself luckier. What school lunches look like around the world. The Rolling Stones song Keith Richards wants played at his funeral. The old pal cocktail. The cult of PBR. 12 drink orders that ring alarm bells. The secret to better hair.* *Partner     /GTFO @watchluke | Venezuela     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe