ELEVATOR | 10.02.24

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@alexacollins by @estuardguinea   Meet the Astronauts Preparing to Travel Farther from Earth Than Any Human Before One of our buddies has a real space suit. Well, not a functional one. But like easily movie-set quality. He actually kept it from a video shoot we did for a famous fried chicken company. Twice a year, we get a photo of him in it.  We sent him this link and asked if he was heading up there. He’s not.   We’ve Never Been More Excited to Clean the House, Here’s Why [Partner]  Meet Roborock Qrevo Curv. It’s the most elegant-looking smart vacuum we’ve ever seen. But it’s not just beauty. This thing has some serious brain power, too. The Dual Anti-Tangle System prevents hair tangles. And the AdaptLift Chassis adapts to various floor types for a comprehensive, hassle-free cleaning, leaving your floors picture-perfect. Seriously. The FlexiArm Arc Side Brush and Edge Mopping System reach into every little nook and cranny of your home, sucking up crumbs and grime in those hard-to-reach places. Right now when you buy one Qrevo Curv, Roborock is throwing in the Dyad Air wet/dry vaccum for free!  So yeah. We’re pretty pumped to clean the house.  Just as long as the Roborock Qrevo Curv is the one doing it.   SHOP NOW   The Best Burger in Every State “Pretzel bun” is our wife's code word for “let’s GTFO of here.” Like if we’re trapped in a conversation at the end of the night, she’ll somehow slip it into a normal response, and that triggers us to flag down the bill and get the show on the road. She doesn’t use it often, but whenever she does, we’re immediately in the mood for a smash burger on a pretzel bun with a side of truffle fries.  Pretzel bun.   Comedian John Mulaney Brutally Roasts SF Techies at Dreamforce We’ve been to events like these (for work, not because we’re in the tech world). So we have a vague understanding of how much these comedians charge for corporate gigs. It always stuns us. The amount of money a business will spend to bring in someone to make fun of them.  Call us crazy, but we like spending our money on things that don’t cleverly rip us apart.   The Happiest Cities in the World All Have These 4 Things in Common Lack of cars. Just writing those three words made us slightly happier. The idea of walking or biking with no cars zooming by, with their noisy rumbling and distracted drivers, makes perfect sense in terms of happiness. You move to a city for all the things to do. You put up with the traffic.  Imagine. A life without traffic.   The Mixer The murky origins of the sex on a beach cocktail. Can water save you from a hangover? Five influential horror movies that changed cinema. The current population of the world. How to actually enjoy wearing a suit. This haunted Long Island lake. How to determine if you should rent a car or take your own. This bourbon flavored treat should be in your pocket every day.* *Partner     /GTFO @benj.story | Italy     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe