From Sensual Butt Songs to Santa’s Alleged Coke Habit: AI Slop Music Is Getting Harder to AvoidWe must be pretty good at living with our ears in the sand. Because we hadn’t come across AI slop songs until now, and we listen to music daily. All the more reason to study up. If you see a title like “Taste My A**” or “I Caught Santa Claus Sniffing Cocaine” in your Spotify recs, now you know. That’s AI. Godspeed out there. The Only Sale You Need to Care About Today[Partner] Jacob Bromwell’s® 4th of July Blowout event is here. And it’s the kind of American tradition that never goes out of style. We’re talking handcrafted copper flasks, heirloom-quality kitchenware, and lighters that look like they belong in a museum display (but were built to be used on the daily). All made the old-fashioned way. All priced the old-fashioned way. Copper flasks from $125. Lighters from $100. Kitchenware from $65. This sale only comes around once a year. And when the smoke clears, it’s over. Happy 4th. Save boldly. Shop the sale. Take It From a Woman: The Hottest Thing You, a Man, Can Do Is Grill For MeConsider us hot af. We grill for the wife all the time. Fewer dishes. Easier cleanup. Patio time. And now women are saying it’s a turn-on? Win, win, win, win. We’re grilling everything from now on. The other day? We grilled broccoli. Turned out great. But full story for another time. For now… You just clap those tongs. Tighten that apron. And you work that grill today. Psychologists Now Know Exactly What Makes Someone Cool. Turns Out, the Definitions Are UniversalCool is the disguise of effort. But make no mistake. Cool people try. Most try very hard. But the effort is pointed toward appearing effortless. It’s not about telling people how much you prepared for this dinner party. It’s about being genuinely interested in making an impression. Without trying to make an impression. Cool? Cool. AMC Now Warns Moviegoers to Expect 25–30 Minutes of Ads and TrailersAMC now includes a message when you buy tickets on their website. “Movies start 25-30 minutes after showtime.” And honestly? We appreciate the heads up. Doesn’t bother us. We like finishing half our popcorn before the first line of dialogue anyway. We don’t like chewing during plot development. ![]() The MixerThe man who discovered an ancient underground city🔺. Ten bartenders on their favorite cocktail and food pairing. This $8,000 martini. Eating this food before bed might give you nightmares. Ten legendary guitar riffs that define rock music. Staying curious to age well. How your data is collected and what to do about it. Drink to freedom — from a real American heirloom.* *Partner Quotes From Smart Men ![]() “Perfection is finally obtained not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there’s no longer anything to take away.” |
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