ELEVATOR 07.26.25 | What Women Do to Achieve the Big O

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@thekikztar w/ @luisellaspring   How Germy Is the Public Pool? An Infectious Disease Expert Weighs In on Poop, Pee, and Perspiration To our pool-goers of a more tender sensibility, ignorance is bliss. We don’t say this often, but just keep scrolling. There’s poop, pee, and pathogens at play. (We’ve said too much already.) And to those parsing adjectives, thinking, “Ah, this is about Public pools. I’m sure my Private country club pool is kept to a cleaner standard,” your ignorance has blown by bliss, rounded the corner, and landed firmly back in ignorance. Need not worry about fecal floaters.  You have more pressing issues to sort out.   Longevity Data That Actually Means Something [Partner]  Most wearables count steps. Hume Band tracks the stuff that actually moves the needle—like your metabolic capacity, recovery score, and how your choices today shape your health tomorrow. It’s not just another fitness tracker. It’s your personal aging dashboard. Faster adjustments. Smarter decisions. Better decades.  Start tracking what really matters.   SHOP NOW   How a Brutal Beer War Led to the Downfall of the Brewery That Made Milwaukee Famous In 1965, 34-year-old Schlitz Brewing Company exec Bob Martin received a phone call. The voice on the other end was flat. Emotionless. “The baby has arrived and is doing nicely.” Click. Silence. Before you read the rest (spoiler: no babies were involved), friendly reminder that the red triangle indicates that you may want to try a tool like this or an incognito window if you run into any funny business.  Speaking of funny business. (Esquire🔺)   I Am the Gap Between Knowing and Saying: The En Dash Responds to the Em Dash This one’s for us, Dear Riders—the ones who paid enough attention in grammar school to retain the ability to poke fun at it. First, some context. The internet sleuths’ latest target? AI-generated writing. Their biggest clue? The en dash. Poor thing has never been popular, always misunderstood, and now it’s in the spotlight of infamy.  Here’s what en dashes would sound like if they clapped back.   We Asked Women to Share Exactly What They Do to Orgasm Watching someone you love experience pleasure is a turn-on. You might want to tell her that, encourage her to prioritize her O this time, because her pleasure is your pleasure. Beyond that, there are two common threads through most of these accounts: clitoris and toys. Read Article   Subscribe to Jimmy for more sex and relationship advice.   The Mixer The tallest active volcanoes🔺 you can actually climb. Why you should never underestimate the power of a slutty, crumpled white dress shirt. The car (vid) that could fit through doorways. Are you grinding your coffee beans correctly? How Leave It to Beaver became the first series to show a toilet (sorta). The 13 most dangerous beaches in the world. How to turn a dollar bill into a fighter jet.       Quotes From Smart Men “Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.” —Eddie Murphy       GTFO @volzrob | Biarritz , France     Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Advertise in Elevator  |  Instagram  |  Forward to a Friend  |  Contact Us     @2025 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe