ELEVATOR 07.25.25 | Arse Hairs: I Have a Problem

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Arse Hairs: I Have a Problem

Left unattended, our chest hair could be French braided into a frontal mane. We come from a long line of hairy, beary men. The upside? We’re doing alright upstairs. The downside? The wife is constantly trimming our back. (We keep our shorts on when she does.) This guy went all the way, and his girlfriend (at the time) was down for it. Then they broke up. And the last fews lines of this article tell you everything you need to know about its tone. “I doubt I will find another woman who will cut my arse hairs for me. Mom is getting old, and I’m skeptical of her eyesight.”

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7 Old People Sayings That Are Actually Solid Life Advice at Every Age

We’ve shared something similar before. (This is a fresh one.) And we’ll likely share something similar again. Because sometimes old guys have a point. They’ve lived enough life to suss out which clichés hold truth, and which are pure gimmick. Listen up, whippersnappers.

The Secret to Life in the World’s Best Cities

Australia now has three cities in the global top 10 for liveability. Why? Plenty of lifestyle cues to take from Down Under. But if we had to sum it up in two words? Caffeine. And activity. Not a bad combo. Not a bad combo at all. We get it.

WHEN THERE'S NOTHING ON

Browse new releases. Find nothing good. (Re)Watch a classic.

Papillon (1973)

French for “Butterfly,” Papillon stars Mr. Steve McQueen alongside Mr. Dustin Hoffman. The two are serving sentences on the French Guiana penal colony of “Devil’s Island.” It’s a story about masculine resilience. Relentless mental strength. Freedom. But not in a hopeful way. In a defiant one. You can rent it across streamers or watch it for free on Tubi.

But first, soak up the Letterboxd thread. (It’s basically Goodreads for movies.)