ELEVATOR 07.25.25 | Arse Hairs: I Have a Problem

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@offroadfitness by @md_captures   Arse Hairs: I Have a Problem Left unattended, our chest hair could be French braided into a frontal mane. We come from a long line of hairy, beary men. The upside? We’re doing alright upstairs. The downside? The wife is constantly trimming our back. (We keep our shorts on when she does.) This guy went all the way, and his girlfriend (at the time) was down for it. Then they broke up. And the last fews lines of this article tell you everything you need to know about its tone.  “I doubt I will find another woman who will cut my arse hairs for me. Mom is getting old, and I’m skeptical of her eyesight.”   A Modern Take On Your Dad's Stash [Partner]  Picture this: you replace your dusty old stash with Diet Smoke’s Sherbert OG Pre‑Rolls. A sativa‑dominant marvel boasting 30.33 % THCA, sweet creamy citrus vibes, and five perfectly packed 1.3 g cones of portable bliss. Smooth smoke, no mystery additives, all hemp-derived and Farm Bill compliant. It’s like trading that seedy, harsh '70s brick weed for something James Brown would’ve grooved to loud, clean, and ready to funk up your high with a psychedelic wink. Your stash called, it wants an upgrade.  Score 30% off your entire order with code elevator30.   SHOP NOW   7 Old People Sayings That Are Actually Solid Life Advice at Every Age We’ve shared something similar before. (This is a fresh one.) And we’ll likely share something similar again. Because sometimes old guys have a point. They’ve lived enough life to suss out which clichés hold truth, and which are pure gimmick.  Listen up, whippersnappers.   The Secret to Life in the World’s Best Cities Australia now has three cities in the global top 10 for liveability. Why? Plenty of lifestyle cues to take from Down Under. But if we had to sum it up in two words? Caffeine. And activity. Not a bad combo. Not a bad combo at all.  We get it.   WHEN THERE'S NOTHING ON Browse new releases. Find nothing good. (Re)Watch a classic. Papillon (1973) French for “Butterfly,” Papillon stars Mr. Steve McQueen alongside Mr. Dustin Hoffman. The two are serving sentences on the French Guiana penal colony of “Devil’s Island.” It’s a story about masculine resilience. Relentless mental strength. Freedom. But not in a hopeful way. In a defiant one. You can rent it across streamers or watch it for free on Tubi. But first, soak up the Letterboxd thread. (It’s basically Goodreads for movies.)   The Mixer Ex-cons describing the horrible parts of prison no one knows about. Frugal people share splurges worth every penny. How to eat your way through the Vegas Strip in two days. Vintage cooking hacks we forgot about. This free website that’s basically GoogleMaps for local food. These outdoor adventures that don’t sacrifice luxury. The art of mentorship and long-term thinking.       Quotes From Smart Men “When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses.” ―Steve McQueen       GTFO @adedolapoboluwatife | Lagos     Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Advertise in Elevator  |  Instagram  |  Forward to a Friend  |  Contact Us     @2025 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe