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@nicoleashley   Rules for Our Cranberry Bog Over to the left, we used to have a petting zoo. Now it’s just a few donkeys, but definitely don’t pet them. And don’t look them in the eyes. Behind that, you’ll find the apple-picking station, where memories are made and apples are…picked. Up ahead, we’ve got pumpkin carving, butter churning, rock painting. Everything you’d expect from fall festivities. And, of course, our pièce de résistance: the cranberry bog.  Here’s what you’ll need to know.   The Completely Obvious Hack to Looking Forward to Laundry Day [Partner]  Laundry’s not thrilling. But Laundry Sauce is about to change that. Their Performance Pods, crafted by top perfumers, deliver bold scents like Australian Sandalwood and Siberian Pine, turning each laundry load into a luxury. These pods don’t just smell great. They’re loaded with bio-enzymes to tackle tough stains while protecting your favorite performance fabrics. Cold water? No problem. Plus, they’re 70% biodegradable, so they’re easy on the planet and your wardrobe. Guess what we’re saying is, when your laundry soap smells incredible, your laundry day is incredible. Who would’ve thought?  Upgrade your laundry with Laundry Sauce, and pick up some extras to give as gifts.   SHOP NOW   5 Ways Your Nose Lies to You About Danger What the olfactory? Apparently, we’re all born with the ability to sniff out a rotting corpse and a pile of excrement. Thanks, nature? These are default human settings, so even as babies, we know not to eat spoiled meat or sh*t.  The scent of rain is a total lie, though.   21 Thanksgiving Movies About Families as Screwed-Up as Yours Well, of course. You’re the one family that’s entirely composed of well-adjusted, calm, rational adults who laugh politely and agree on everything. Everyone eats, drinks, and tells tasteful stories under one harmonious roof. Right.  For the rest of us, here are 21 movies about families who also have, let’s say, “character.”   How to Write an Email That Will Actually Get a Response Start with an image. Always works for us. Then, get into some satire. Preferably about berries. Next, tell them something they don’t know. For instance, the smell of “fresh rain” is actually your nose picking up on millions of germs breeding. Finally, offer up some movie recommendations, because it’s the holiday season and everyone is looking for something to watch.  See? A perfect email.   The Mixer Five essential tips for achieving a Henry Cavill-worthy mustache. The observers guide to Japanese vending machines. The absolute best cuts of steak for juicy grilling. 14 ways Santa could die in the North Pole. Why you feel bored. The 12 best hotels in Budapest🔺. The most sampled classic rock song of all time. How to clean a bong. Time travel for your wrist: vintage cool meets modern edge.* *Partner     /GTFO @tom_juenemann | Dolomites     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542   *Goldco Headquarters, 24025 Park Sorrento, Suite 210, Calabasas, CA 91302     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe