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42 Epic Shakespeare Insults ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

@annet_vice   42 Epic Shakespeare Insults We don’t mind being insulted. Just don’t make it lazy. Call us a “big-eared dummy,” and we’ll hold it against you. Not because it’s mean, but because it’s a yawn. Now, call us a “beetle-headed flap-ear’d knave,” and we’ll tip our cap and buy your next round. Shakespeare didn’t play.  Sick burns, Bill.   12 Dumbest Things Smart Americans Waste Money On [Partner]  You’re not dumb. You do the normal money-saving things … You’re a regular at the clearance rack. You don’t eat lunch out too much. And you meticulously selected the perfect combo of streaming services to watch your favs for as cheap as possible. But there are some tips you may not know (yet) — and that’s a good thing!  Because once you see some of the areas where you can cut your costs, you could find some extra cash in your pocket sooner than you think.   LEARN MORE   Scientists Invent Giant Dishwashing Machine for Entire Human Bodies We shower daily. (Fine, most days.) So don’t let what we’re about to say make you think we’re some kind of smelly ELEVATOR troll. We’re not. But we do find showering tedious in the way that some people find cooking tedious. Showering feels like a chore to us. Not a wellness routine. Until, that is, we laid eyes on this human washing machine.  This was made for us.   What Happens When You Donate Your Body to Science? Is there a “the weirder, the better” box to check? Maybe our left big toe could be used as a spare tire for a lab-created human? We’d be fine with that. We’re also quite proud of our right knee cap. It’s a perfectly round, smooth, symmetrical knob. Not to brag.  Got all that, science?   Meditations on the Wisdom of Action Most people could stand to think more before acting. Especially if “acting” means saying something. But you, Dear Riders, are wise, think-y, and entirely too intelligent for such advice. (Oh, and handsome. Sure.) So let’s focus on the flipside: the wisdom that lies in just acting.  Great wisdom.   The Mixer What it really means for a beer to be tripel style and the beer to choose if you don’t really like beer. These game-changing insights. Why dolphins smile. The world’s most sour candy. The evidence that Ancient Egyptians were tripping balls. 10 musicians who had unusual jobs outside of entertainment. Tackle your credit card debt by paying 0% interest until 2026.* *Partner     /GTFO @luisguzm | Mediterranean Sea, Palma De Mallorca     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe