    This weekend is our anniversary. Stay seated. Thank you, though. Our father had a joke about anniversaries. He would set it up with the count. “We’ve been married X years.” Then, he’d give it a beat. “Only feels like X minutes.” Another beat. “Underwater.” It’s only been one year of marriage for us, so the punchline hasn’t quite reached its full potential. Perhaps we’ll celebrate this one with sincerity. Love is in the air this weekend, Dear Riders. Stop and smell it. What to WatchOur TV remote looks a little like a flashlight and a lot like a vibrator. Especially if it’s sitting buttons-down. In an attempt to remedy the gaffe, we glued some googly eyes to the thing this week. Now, it just looks like a vibrator that’s always watching you.
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What to DoOutside of anniversary shenanigans, we’re keeping it light. No real plans. Might wallpaper our elevator room. Might head to our favorite neighborhood cafe and eavesdrop on brunch tables. Might cuddle into the couch with our wife and not move until Monday. Fine with either way it goes.
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