    We’re hosting friends today. These are real exchanges we had earlier this week. All unintentional. Swear. Us: “We do have a thermometer, but if you have the fancy one with an app or remote or whatever, bring it. Otherwise, we'll just poke her when we think she's close and go from there.” Them: “Didn't expect to need a NSFW filter on my email today!!!!!!” [Two days later.] Us: “Excited to seduce you tomorrow! / See! / We meant *See. / Wow. / Autocorrect is naughty.” Them: “Strap us down. Butter us up. Stuff us full of bread and cranberries because baby we’re CUMMING TO SEE YOU.” Nothing hotter than ripping shots of Pepto in your stretch pants. What to WatchFinding the perfect thing to watch on Thanksgiving is an art. Because it’s as much about watching something as it is about not watching anything. You need something that allows you to nap in the middle of it, wake up, and still feel like you know what’s going on. It’s why football just works today. Here are some ideas for the rest of the weekend:
 Thankful for the Smartest Clean-up Crew[Partner] This Thanksgiving, we’re grateful for good food, better company, and not having to scrub gravy off the floor. For the latter, say hello to the S8 MaxV Ultra. It’s Roborock’s all-in-one cleaning powerhouse that turns post-holiday chaos into effortless calm. With crazy suction power, intelligent mop cleaning, and built-in AI that detects dirt, this robot doesn’t just clean. It thinks about the best way to clean what it’s cleaning. Spilled cranberry sauce? Explosion of pie crumbs? Roborock’s smart cleaning devices have everything covered. You just worry about hosting. Give thanks for spotless floors. And up to 67% off. Definitely thankful for that 67% off. What to Eat & DrinkToday, this blurb practically writes itself. Take care of the turkey, but don’t stress about it. Everyone’s going to drown their slices in gravy and cran sauce. Then, sop it all up via roll. As they should.
What to DoIf you read ELEVATOR this morning, you know Demure is Dictionary.com's word of the year this year. Which is great news. Because now your plan of sitting around quietly all day, not getting sucked into holiday havoc, is suddenly on-trend. Are you an influencer now?
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