    Closed mouth yawn. Ever attempt it? We did this week. The stakes were high, too. A closing meeting with a realtor, a lawyer, and some other person we never did get a job title for. It was all painfully formal, which is forgiven since it’s kind of a big “life” thing, but a necessary detail in our setup. It didn’t feel appropriate to let out a heaping yawn, is what we’re saying. Thus, the closed mouth attempt. A screeching noise erupted from the tight seal our mouth was trying to sustain, which tickled our nose, causing us to sneeze (thrice!), followed by uncontrollable giggling and coughing. Complete disaster. Even the lawyer broke focus with his contracts to address us, “Jesus, son, are you okay?” Then, the realtor chimed in, “Get him a water. Does anyone have water?” What to WatchWho’s up on season two of The Jinx? We just got caught up, and holy Bob Durst. The way this latest episode ended makes us think he’s going to Bob Durst his way out of this trial, too. We refuse to google whether or not Bob is still in jail. No one spoil it for us.
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What to DoWell, we’ve done it. We moved. Now it’s on to paint choices and decor shopping. But before we get into all that, we must ponder something equally as important. Do we unfollow all the old “local” accounts we followed from our previous home? Coffee shops, burger joints, that kind of thing. We certainly don’t need to be alerted about the oyster shucking night happening tomorrow hundreds of miles away from us. So why is it so hard to hit that “unfollow” button?
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