We debated on telling you this. Because injury seems like a weak attempt at entertaining you. But we’re writing to you from the hospital after getting hit by a car in the bike lane. Bastard didn’t even stop. Now, our stronger typing hand is shattered and half our face looks like it’s melting away. So we’re typing via diction… Boobs. What to WatchSo Bob Durst passed away in 2022. We somehow missed that until last Sunday’s Jinx episode, where it was revealed Bob was indeed found guilty in the murder of Susan Berman. So then we googled it, to find that he moved on a couple of years ago. Where will this season two go then?
The Official Beverage of Summer 2024[Partner] Summers are for crispy Pilsners and chilled juicy reds. Everyone knows tha… Not so fast. There’s a new beverage in town called WYNK. It’s a low-dose hemp-derived THC/CBD seltzer. And this summer’s the season to swap your sip to WYNK’s THC seltzers. They offer a bright, bubbly buzz. Not too much to lock you on the couch. But enough to loosen you up and let the summer vibes effortlessly wash over you. With an option like this, now legally available to ship to you, who knows? Keep the WYNKs coming, subscribe & save 20% with the code sip&save20. What to Eat & DrinkWe’re not allowed to drink from a straw because of some fractures. So the nurse keeps telling us, No sucking. To which we would love to reply, Does that go for our wife, too? But we would never. We will, however, share it with you under the safety of this hypothetical.
What to DoMemorial Day weekend. How ‘bout that? Our advice? Don’t waste the bonus day. Waste the Sunday. Then, treat your Monday like a Sunday and clean, laundry, grill, and bullsh*t. We’ll obviously be doing nothing. Do something for us.
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