ELEVATOR | 05.04.24

We're Raising Your Auto Insurance Because You Insist on Driving Your Car ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

@gabicolasante by @sarpa.official & @ohrangutangirls   We’re Raising Your Auto Insurance Because You Insist on Driving Your Car As you know, we’re moving to a new city next week. So we’ve been home/auto insurance shopping. And get this. The insurance agent our realtor put us in touch with? He’s a subscriber, a fellow Dear Rider. Fingers crossed this shoutout to Brad earns us a nudge toward the cheapest rates.  If not, we offer our complaints in the form of insurance satire articles like this.   Arouse the Whole Vulva With This FDA-Registered Vibrating Ring for Women [Partner]  Arousing her during sex just became way more exciting with the external vulva vibrator, Legato. This is the first vibrating ring for women that adjusts to her vulva shape for distributed stimulation against the clitoris, labia, and every part in between with 4 powerful motors, magnifying sensations everywhere she could possibly want them. Use it during sex to keep the good vibes rolling for both of you, especially ideal for postpartum and menopausal women. Multi-award-winning + 16 intensity levels + Bluetooth capability.  Even better? Take 25% off today.   Read the 1962 Short Story That Inspired This Year’s Met Gala Theme We’re not usually the type to RSVP yes to a themed party. However, the dress code for this year’s Met is “The Garden of Time,” which is based on a short story of the same name. The story is about the inability of money and beauty to stop time’s relentless march toward death.  Now there’s a theme we can get dressed up for.   Those Gross Shiny Patches on Your Keyboard Aren’t What You Think Before reading this, we would not have admitted to you that our laptop keyboard, our daily driver, what we’re typing this to you on right now, is a disgusting shiny mess. But after reading this, we’ll put it out there. Because it’s not us. It’s the plastic.  Well, technically, it’s a bit of both.   Did Life on Earth Come from Space? A New Study Gives the Theory a Boost The device you’re reading this on right now. It’s full of smart features, yes? Let’s just use Siri as an example. If we asked you where Siri came from, you’d say… Yeah. We don’t know, either. To explain where Siri came from, you must first understand where the smartphone came from, which will lead you to where the internet came from, which will lead to where technology came from, which will lead you to…  You get the metaphorical point we’re making about where life came from.   The Mixer Wine 101: Rhone. How Spanish cocktail culture crept into American bars. Airbnb recreates Pixar’s UP house for summer release. The gunslinging bandit queen of the Old West. The best beers we drank in April. Inside a first-of-its-kind turtle hospital. The $1 bills that could be worth up to $150,000. What happens when someone falls overboard on a cruise ship? This toy will keep the good vibes rolling for both of you.* *Partner     /GTFO @emmett_sparling | Raja Ampat, West Papua     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe