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@livefastmag w/ @rachelle_v_waardhuizen   Post-dinner Interview with the Uncle Who Was Demoted to the Kids’ Table at Thanksgiving Tough year for Uncle Bill. As you may have heard, he was demoted to the kids’ table. In the host’s defense, the kids’ table was adjacent to the adult table this year. Still. And yes, Uncle Bill is a bit of a wild card when it comes to table manners. But still.  We caught up with Uncle Bill for his side of the story.   Supersize Your Erections And Her Orgasms With The Award-Winning Tenuto 2 [Partner]  Tenuto 2 is here to "super-size" your bedroom adventures, turning you into the Superman of satisfaction. Tenuto 2’s 4 strategically-placed motors deliver electrifying sensations from your penis to your partner's sweet spot while supercharging your blood flow giving you a heroic erection. With an adaptable design constricting blood flow so you can last longer, experience stamina that puts a Fast & Furious marathon to shame. Don't just settle for ordinary; amp up the heat and become the bedroom legend you were meant to be. Experience mind-blowing climaxes that'll leave you begging for more with  35% off + an extra 15% off on Tenuto 2 during their Black Friday Sale! Code: H4PPY15.   SHOP NOW   How Crossword Puzzles Underwrote Three of America’s Major Publishers The literary world likes to think it’s above fun and games. And in a way, it is. Because so much of it was built on the humble crossword puzzle. Simon & Schuster has never, in the century since its founding, not had a crossword book in print.  Game on.   Cool Sites for Real Music Discovery Radiooooo (yes, five O’s) is our favorite. Pick a region, pick a decade, and it plays music from that exact place and time. It’s our go-to music discovery tool. But it’s just one of several clever corners of the internet doing this kind of thing.  There are some other cool sites you should know, too.     Candid Photos from a Paris Strip Club Locker Room “Surprise us,” we told our friends at Jimmy this week. “It’s Thanksgiving weekend. Give us something our Dear Riders wouldn’t know to ask for.” And they delivered. To say the least. We didn’t know we needed behind-the-scenes photos from a Paris strip club locker room. But we did. Read Article Subscribe to Jimmy for more sex and relationship advice.       Elevator Classifieds   Turn Your Home Into a Winter Resort Hotel Collection lets you recreate that five-star aroma with candles, diffusers, laundry pods, and more. Even their bedding and luggage feel first-class. Right now, everything’s up to 70% off—stock up and turn your home into a resort. Learn more. Advertise here.       The Mixer How long crows can hold a grudge. The most popular cocktails of November. How to measure the Earth's radius🔺 with Legos. Five comedians who had sandwiches named after them. Why the 17th century was a really, really dreadful time to be alive. The nine biggest wellness travel trends🔺 of 2026. The only NBA gift they won’t see coming.* *Partner       Quotes From Smart Men “The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes.” —Sir Arthur Conan Doyle       GTFO @withluke     Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Advertise in Elevator  |  Instagram  |  Forward to a Friend  |  Contact Us     @2025 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe