ELEVATOR | 07.22.24

What Are Those Patterns You See When You Close Your Eyes? ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

@sweetstassi by @nicholasferres   What Are Those Patterns You See When You Close Your Eyes? Don’t close your eyes yet. Stick with us and keep reading our clever little… you already closed them, didn’t you? You couldn’t wait a second longer, could you? Just had to press the peepers to see all the trippy light patterns that live on the inside of your eyelids.  Click, read, close. In that order.   The Only Vibrator Designed to Make You Rock Hard and Give You Both Mind-blowing Orgasms [Partner]  This is the one accessory you will want to wear on your penis. It’s an unbelievably good time. Trust us. Kiss performance anxiety goodbye with MysteryVibe’s Tenuto 2, the sex toy designed to get you hard, and keep you hard. While you’re on cloud nine experiencing electrifying sensations and stronger, longer lasting erections, Tenuto 2’s vibrations travel from penis to partner, turning you into her favorite vibrator. Bluetooth capabilities, water-resistant, 4 motors, 16 intensity levels, it all equals earth-shattering orgasms. Get it on before you get it on.  Save 20% on Tenuto 2 today!   How One A-hole Shark Ruined Everything for All the Other Sharks Every group has its nutjobs. For instance, some of the sharks we know wear puffy-vests over their dress shirts and are incapable of talking about anything other than money. Does that mean all sharks are douches? Of course not.  But why take the chance? To say you swam in the ocean?   Why Do Tourists Behave Badly on Holiday? Why are public restrooms cesspools? Because if it’s not yours, you’re more likely to pee all over it. So to speak. Tourists get sloppy in the same way. Well, no. Hang on. Not the same way. What we mean is, when you’re traveling, you can feel like life isn’t real.  Oh but it is.   The 50 Best Swimming Holes in the U.S.A. Now that we’ve all had a chance to brush up on our travel etiquette, let’s take what we learned into this list of beautiful swimming holes. Capeesh? You escape to beaches. Especially during the winter. But swimming holes? These are to be discovered on summer road trips. They’re a rite of passage for sunshine adventures.  Get some.   The Mixer Cartoons that are better to watch as an adult. Why you see shoes wrapped around power lines. The 10 best dog bars in the U.S. Where to find the best snorkeling in the world. What is oil pulling and does it really benefit your health? The tourist attractions that have the most expensive parking costs in the world. How long you could stand in Chernobyl without melting.     /GTFO @kyle_hunter | Sicily, Italy     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe