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Astronaut Reveals the Grim Reason Why You Shouldn't Burp in Space ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

@tatianagigi w/ @smolenskayeva   Astronaut Reveals the Grim Reason Why You Shouldn’t Burp in Space Our wife is a tremendous burper. A fact we often forget due to the quantity, not just quality, of belches heard throughout our household. Only a few close friends are aware of her talent. And even they still get surprised every time she lets out a grumbling roar around them.  On the plus side, she’ll never be able to be an astronaut. We’d miss her too much.   Quality Cigars At Quantity-Friendly Prices: Welcome to the Best Cigar Prices Summer Sale [Partner]  A perfect premium cigar is aged flawlessly to deliver the finest taste and aroma. When paired with a special event, good friends, or even just that night cap of bourbon, that cigar becomes a whole summer experience. Thanks to Best Cigar Prices, you can stock your summer with plenty of those experiences. They pride themselves on bringing the finest cigars to the people via their exclusive cigar samplers, all at affordable prices. Right now, they’re even hooking you up with an extra $15 off your next purchase of $75 or more.  Use code SUMMER15 to get an extra $15 off these premium cigars.   SHOP NOW   Make Cheap Beer Taste Better with a Pinch of This Pantry Staple Sometimes bae sprinkles it. A book of poetry by Nayyirah Waheed is titled after it. Some like to push it, push it real good. Sometimes you add a “y” to it to describe someone who’s particularly hostile (looking at you, Janet, in accounting).  Did you guess it?   Here’s What Happens to All the Coins Tossed into Italy’s Iconic Trevi Fountain They dissipate into magic wish dust as they parachute to the floor, everyone knows that. It’s how the fountain fairies get their powers to grant all your stupid wishes. What’d you think they survived on? Carrots? They’re not the easter bunny, silly.  Okay, but for real. What happens to these coins?   Why Don’t Straight Men Read Novels? You’ve been duped. The first thing to unlearn is that manly = productive. Nay. A true gentleman has time for leisure. This is a sign of a real man, who can manage his time and priorities to leave room for pointless activities like reading a novel. The second thing to unlearn is that you can’t acquire great taste. You can. Reading is simply a taste of how one enjoys spending time, but it is without a doubt one of the most superior tastes one can learn to acquire.  Novels are manly. Act accordingly, gentlemen.   The Mixer 23 songs with disturbing origins. Why friends make you live longer. What to do with all the hot honey that’s everywhere. Five facts Twisters got right about tornadoes. How fast can a human possibly run 100 meters? What you need to know about the wolf cut for men. How redefining happiness can change your life. The science of decaf.     /GTFO @burnt_breakfast w/ @adisonjustis | Amalfi     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise    |    Archives     @2024 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe