ELEVATOR | 01.08.25

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@partylikejzl   Why Do We Say “Up the Wazoo”? Of all the euphemisms for butt, wazoo might be our favorite. Because it has such specific rules. You can’t just swap out any old butt for a wazoo. Like you’d never say “go kick some wazoo today,” or, “that sucks wazoo.” It’s only reserved for overflowing issues, up the wazoo. Or sometimes, out the wazoo.  What a pain in the wazoo. Nope. Not even that works.   Meet Your 2025 Breakfast Hack [Partner]  Two scoops. Yup. Our kind of health hack. In a word: efficient. Huel Black Edition isn’t just a protein shake—it’s a complete meal and your 2025 secret weapon. Packed with 40g of plant-based protein, 27 vitamins and minerals, 6 grams of fiber, and just 1g of sugar per serving, it’s everything your body needs in just 400 calories. Ready in 60 seconds, it’s the perfect fuel for your busiest mornings, packed afternoons, or late-night hustle. Bonus: It’s 100% vegan, good for the planet, and designed to fit your lifestyle. First-timers get 15% off, plus a free t-shirt and shaker bottle with code ELHUEL15.   SHOP NOW   The Guy Who Invented Graham Crackers Was Trying to Cure Masturbation Not to ruin s’mores for you, but Sylvester Graham believed meat fueled primal instincts and sexual urges. Funny, because the last thing we want after a steak dinner is… action. Honestly, if anything, s’mores are more likely to reignite the flame.  Guess what we’re saying is, Graham Crackers are kind of sexy.   Where to Go Next: 15 Transformative Destinations for 2025 January’s the month of plotting and scheming. Especially when it comes to travel. Everyone’s throwing out their “Top Places to Go” lists, and we’re eating it up. Sorry. We’ve already got a spring trip to Toronto penciled in. August? Wide open.  A Morocco/Portugal romp seems solid.   5 Discontinued Snacks We Wish Would Come Back Oreos with Lemon Filling. Remember those? The zing of lemon zest fluffed between the richness of the chocolate wafers? God those were good. No milk needed. You remember them, right? No, of course you don’t. They went kaput by the 1920s. We just wanted to see if we could plant a false memory into your brain.  How’d we do?   The Mixer The best cities in America for seafood lovers. The 10 books you should be reading this January. Historians think they’ve discovered the exact battlefield where Alexander became The Great. This stockpile of 4,500 Hot Wheels cars can be yours. Five key moments in the history of rock ‘n’ roll. 10 things highly successful people always keep private. The difference between a cappuccino vs. a latte. Your 2025 Breakfast Breakthrough: Use code ELHUEL15 to redeem.* *Partner     /GTFO @phoscarbueno | Palma De Mallorca, Spain     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise     @2025 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe