Volkswagen Sausage and the Enduring Appeal of Culinary Car-industry CrossoversApologies, Dear Riders. Starting the day with “Volkswagen Sausage” is unsettling. We know. But here’s a spoonful of truth, no sugar added. Twenty percent of meals in America are eaten in a car. One in every five. Sadness, disgust, and grease stains aside, perhaps Volkswagen and car makers at large have earned the right to dabble in the culinary arts. Wanna know how the sausage is made? The Fragrance They’re Calling "Sex in a Bottle"[Partner] If the device you’re reading this on had scratch-n-sniff capabilities, you’d already be bathing in Santal Era. Half-rugged, half-refined, and 100% unforgettable, it’s the scent of the modern man. Notes of sandalwood, warm cardamom, leather, and musk make it woody, iconic, and irresistibly wearable. As a perfume oil, it’s long-lasting without being overbearing. So whether you’re walking into a boardroom or heading out on a date, Santal Era leaves just the right impression. Stop scratching your screen—it’s not going to work. Order a bottle instead. For our Dear Riders, it’s $20 off (normally $65) with code ELEVATOR.Adventures in Everyday OdditiesAt the top of this article, you’ll find a delightful surprise. A recording of Jeff Goldblum narrating the article. Yes, thee Jeff Goldblum. If you’re wearing headphones, let him read you a whimsical tale about Vermont, maple syrup, and Americana quirks. If not, read it yourself and channel your inner Goldblum. Ready? Are You Giving Your Partner Beard Burn?Our wife just got back from a work trip. A long one. We like to create an ideal environment for her to come home to. She could care less. But it gives us purpose to pretend she does. So we tidy the house, wash the sheets and towels, and shave our face the day of her return. Beard burn is not a comfy kiss. On a Family Trip Before College, Discovering Just the Right Time to Finally Do EuropeDear Parents, please stop taking toddlers to Europe. They won’t appreciate it. Neither will anyone on the flight. Sure, sure, sure, you’re precious Braydynne is different. At 42 and a half months, he’s already so cultured. But let’s save Italy for when he’s old enough to appreciate the pasta and the art and the history and the everything about Europe. Capeesh? The MixerWhy Coors Light just changed its name. How to buy art that supports LA. Waffling your ramen noodles. The surprising truth behind how running slows time. Why you'll rarely find all-inclusive resorts in the United States. Is sitting in the back of the plane actually safer? How octopuses control eight arms. The travel gear that works as hard as you do is on sale now.* *Partner /GTFO @eyeofgigi | Raja Ampat Our Gentleman's Agreement Love Elevator? Let's Partner @2025 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542 |
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