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@luisguzm   The Weirdest Things Left Behind at Bars, According to Reddit We didn’t really know what to expect. Shoes, maybe? “An unused condom out of its packet and a copy of the bible” certainly didn’t come to mind. Although, now that we imagine it—the condom, the bible, abandoned by their owner at a bar—clearly the man was having a moral crisis.  And a bar’s not a bad spot for a spiritual session.   The Strategy Wealthy Americans Are Using to Help Protect Their Savings [Partner]  In today’s unpredictable world, learning how to help protect your retirement is more important than ever. That’s why savvy Americans are turning to a little-known IRS loophole to help shield their wealth—without paying penalties or taxes. This strategy has already helped to safeguard billions in retirement funds, offering a secure, diversified approach during uncertain times. Request your free kit today and get access to expert advice, plus printed, audio, and video guides. These resources will help you navigate the complexities and help to ensure your financial future remains protected, no matter what lies ahead. Snag your free kit and learn more about this loophole here.   LEARN MORE   Why Do We Fear Ugliness and What Can We Learn from It? We’ll cop to preferring the most attractive version of ourselves. Freshly shaved, well dressed, it just feels good. Wouldn’t you admit the same? This is a safe space. Go ahead, admit it. Great. Doesn’t mean we all head for the hills when things get ugly.  Fear might be a strong word. Or is it?   Stop Wiping Immediately, Says Anal Surgeon Apologies if you think we’re burying the lead here. Wiping? Stop? Immediately? That’s what the internet says today, yup. Look, we have no doubt there are some solid points to this anal surgeon’s argument, but, uhh, well, doc, there’s absolutely no way we’re going to stop wiping.  Let alone immediately.   How the Pineapple Got Such a Strange Name Speaking of anal… The pineapple’s original scientific name was Ananas Comosus. Thanks, science. We’ll stick with pineapple though—it’s weird, silly, and way easier to remember. Besides, SpongeBob living in an Ananas Comosus under the sea just doesn’t have the same ring to it.  Pineapples are weird.   The Mixer What does aftershave do? How to stop the evening slide if you’re always tired. 17 weirdest x-rays of objects found in people's butts. The world’s most design-forward bars. Do you really need to preheat the oven?  The rise of the sidepreneurs. People confessing the worst fashion trends they fell for. Travel gear that works as hard as you do is on sale now.* *Partner     /GTFO @ricardobrazb | Mt. Fuji, Japan     Our Gentleman's Agreement We'll keep the free daily newsletters coming. You share with a friend if you're enjoying. Capeesh? Forward to a friend.   Love Elevator? You’ll probably dig our other newsletters too. Check out Shift, Jimmy, and Blazer.   Let's Partner Put your brand in front of 800,000 passionate Elevator readers. Get in touch.   Send us a tip    |    Editorial Policy   |    Advertise     @2025 Rotary Digital 300 Witherspoon St Suite 201 Princeton NJ 08542     Preferences  |  Unsubscribe